Ok, I lied. That text was bugging the crap out of me. So I went back to Procreate thinking there must be a way to make a guide. Sure enough, there was. Also found the perspective tool which is kind of amazing. Will have to look into that some more. Anyway, redid the text a few times until it was more centered and straight. It's still rough enough to feel somewhat spontaneous but doesn't look all wonky. Better.